Smells like urine. Hideous, slow staff. Not much seating. If someone doesn't take my order soon, I'm leaving to try someplace else. 2 different old ladies (servers) are ignoring me. -Scott
Get 50% off a menu item! Just text Cooler to 69302 and show the text to your server! -NightOutEugene
Excellent homemade chips. -Rob
Lunch service is really slow and not always on point. Tried giving benefit of the doubt numerous times. -Onalee
Don't park in Slocum's parking lot! They'll ticket or tow you!... -Mari
Grits! I didn't know they even existed in the PNW. -Angie